Can You Keep a Secret?

Emma is like every girl in the world. She has a few little secrets.

Secrets from her mother:

1. I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom to Danny Nussbaum while Mum and Dad were downstairs watching Ben Hur.

...From her boyfriend:

2. I'm a size twelve. Not a size eight, like Connor thinks.

3. I've always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken. As in Barbie and Ken.

...From her colleagues:

4. When Artemis really annoys me, I feed her plant orange juice. (Which is pretty much every day)

5. It was me who jammed the copier that time. In fact, all the times.

...Secrets she wouldn't sha