Rock falls, everyone dies

By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass. However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values. Things escalate. Fast. Features: - Cultivation - Jade Beauties - Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them) - Most balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is balanced) Thank you Sininenblue for making this cool cover for me! You a legend. Previously titled DMG=MA This story is currently only available on Royalroad.com, scribblehub and on my patreon. Any other versions are stolen a